Sup.

Too casual? I was going to go with welcome to my domain of evil but that seemed too upfront. I am a dysfunctional human being who is either watching anime at 3AM or making a terrible life choice (sometimes both). I am a manga reading, Doctor Who watching, Hufflepuffian derp with an existential crisis. The ultimate special snowflake on the weather forecast of humanity. I aspire to be a writer as well. Not the next JK Rowling or anything like that but just to get a book published some day. That would mean the world.

Wow my entire life condensed into a paragraph (QUE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS). Okay so if that didn't make you slowly back away from your laptop (or other internetable device) then I appreciate that fellow human.

Time for my swift, yet dramatic, exit.