Ur Mum

Guys, my brother's ruler has the 3 inch line marked. What's that mean?

Why is Minecraft Steve so cute tho?

I hear voices.

Deaf people are the best because they can't hear you cumming.

I'm not dead, bitches. I came to tell you that I ate some good ass and yeah, ur virgins.

I now magically have followers, may or may not be from me selling my soul. Anyways, I am now God so fuck all you no follower ass BITCHES.

I wish I had followers to announce this to but fuck you guys, I don't.

fuck everybody