Hello people of Earth and other assorted worlds! I am burdened with glorious purpose... No actually I'm not I just like fan fiction.

Welcome to my slightly (Oh all right, very) pathetic little corner on wattpad :)


FAVOURITE QUOTES:

"Auto correct can go straight to he'll"

"I would rather remain silent and be thought of a fool, then to open my mouth and remove all doubt."

"It was the night before christmas, and everyone was sleeping. Except for the daughter of course, who was reading gay fan fiction"

"When I die, my tombstone won't say RIP. It'll say VIP because they reserved a very special place in hell for me... The throne :)"

"On your left."

"It's not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
it's not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read...
But it gets real when you start writing the fanfiction!"

"Cannons go boom, canons occur in stories... But both destroy ships"

"When you realise Lead and Read rhyme and so do Lead and Read, but Lead and Read don't rhyme and neither does Lead and Read."

"I am the reason my guardian angel drinks."

"LANGUAGE! *throws shield*

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