Hi, as my name explains, I'm a purple dotted squirrel, who wants to:
-sing the saucepan song with Calcifer; 
- play Quidditch; 
- play wars with Ender in the battleroom (I would obviously be part of the Dragon Army, I don't want to lose); 
-play volleyball and eat strawberries with some Half-Blooded people; 
-kick some Lannister's butts (and go into the Black and White House, talk with Tyrion, make some White Walkers burn, you know, the usual); 
-make snow sculptures with Calvin and Hobbes;
-ride a giant eagle and play guesses with Sméagol;
-call Arthur a "dollop-head"; 
-go on a life changing field-trip with Zuko; 
-finally meet someone's mother after 9 seasons; 
-dissect Sheldon's brain; 
-go to the past in a flying McLorean; 
-meet anyone who has understood all these references.