My motto in life: I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. And, hey, if that somebody just happens to be you, just know that I'll always be there to support you via cake. :)
But hey, don't think you're getting any of my cake, regardless of whether its your birthday or not. And don't go stalking me for my cake support;
 there's a 99% chance I don't know you. Now get off my profile.
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