Deep in the dark, smoldering chasms of the Underworld there is a girl...

And her name is...

...

...

JOHN CEN--

"WILL YOU STOP THAT," the girl screams. "I'm TRYING to write here."

"Oh, oh sorry..."

Eh-em. 

Hi there, I'm Mary. :3 I'm going to be honest, and up-front about this...I don't write TOO well, but I think I write good enough to post my unholy mess of ideas on the internet for everyone to see and laugh at! ...or like, stare at disapprovingly. That's what most people do anyways when I try to make jokes. Heheh... I'm that type of person that makes myself laugh so hard that milk comes out my nose, but no one else really thinks I'm funny. Like. At all.

But you know, I'm trying the whole joke book thing with Wattpad Jokes, and the poetry thing too with whatever my poetry book is that I haven't updated in like half a century--

What, you guys actually expect me to remember the titles of my own books? I only remember the books I enjoy reading, not writing, m'kay?

Anyway, if you happened to be unfortunate enough to stumble onto this page, feel free to check me out!

I-I...! *blush* Not me, my writing!!!!!

PS: if y'all want to contact me, message me or something. I'll be glad to talk, take questions, etc. And because I typically have nothing to do, I'll probably answer very fast. ^_^

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