'the mind creates all kind of ways to colour in it's fears' - runner 2k18 @Xalib3r


Currently, I'm meant to be doing homework - but instead, I'm sat on wattpad doing shit all. That pretty much sums up my life.

Now please enjoy some of the many questionable things which my good friend @staetus_ has heard me say:
'look at me, I should be Italian'
*try's @staetus_'s bolognese* 'it tastes expensive'
'daddy monster'
'I don't know what's messier, my hair or my life'
*opens card full of glitter* - *proceeds to shake it all over my school uniform'
'and then I was pregnant with this dogs baby' (read while I was sleeping for the full story)
'he has a nice ass' (surprisingly, I wasn't talking about Jimin)
'I have to sit on suga's face'
'thank god he doesn't know how to hump yet'
'do I have a nice butt?'
'I didn't know Namjoon had a hover car' (there's a song called daddy's hover car which was recommended on Spotify)
'She hasn't given birth to the placenta!'
'i want a baby now'
'i love me a bit of bambam'
'turns out, you can't whole punch leather'

I'm also really clumsy - here are some of the many accidents I have had:
-In year two I rolled down our hilled playground and smashed my head against a metal fence
-climbed on a chair and fell off and cracked my head open on a radiator
-fell off the monkey bars and broke my arm
-jumped off my brother's bed and landed on a unicorn (I'm dead serious) and broke my ankle
-I tried to run and do a star jump and fell - I ended up a&e with soft tissue damage
-burnt my hand in cooking at school - the day after I failed to do a star jump
I think I'll be dead before I'm thirty.