Big Oof

Hanging out wit mah besties :)
          
          Now a few word from Maddie
          Yo yo yo I am here today with Chicken
          Chicken say hey
          Hey, yo I am Chicken
          Thank you for introing yourself Chicken
          No prob yo
          Thanks bruthah
          No naw chicken nuggs son
          Waht
          What you takking maoubt vtgsadhwiebuvc
          Help
          I am being murdered
          No its all Orianas faukt 
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Ok so this is what I did Yesterday when I was cleaning my room:
          
          Me: *looks at watch* 7 hours! There is no way it has been going on for 7 hours! I haven't even been alive for 7 hours!
          
          
          and the watch said 5 minutes. Well then....