Purplecornflake

My neck, my back , my crippling anxiety attacks.

will smith is trying to eat soybeans in my bed

Quarantine got me laughing at pictures of BREAD like not even bread memes, just a picture of a loaf makes me go ape shit no cap. Corona making me go crazy for an image of a baguette plz help. 

Ight so my brother plays minecraft and  thinks herobrine is real. So today he found one dirt blocks floating in the sky but they were in a weird order almost like a symbol *cue spooky music*. Anyways he showed it to me and thought it looked like morse code so i googled a morse code chart and deciphered the secret message. The message was TATWTUTO which I then put into google translate. Apparently its Greek for Daddy. So BAsICALLy HERoBRINe HAS A dADDy kINk LMAO 

MY guys I finally figured out how to breath. 

Guys and gals i lost my lighter for my vape so now i cant snort this shiz plz send help.