An incurable insomniac who likes to inflict her preposterous views and lunacy upon innocent victims like the sadist she is. 
Other than penning down ludicrous thoughts down in my free time, I'm also an animal enthusiast (not in the oh-I-love-chicken-but-only-when-it's-seasoned-and-on-my-plate) with a strong penchant for giving animals all the love I can even if the process involves me climbing over the Himalayas, crossing the Atlantic, crawling through the Sahara, and almost freezing to death in the Arctic.
Apart from animals and literature, my supremacy extends to an assortment of fields such as cooking, producing noises of varied pitches from my larynx (commonly known as singing, I believe), possessing the ability to click decent photos, and managing to strum out a few, selectively exclusive songs of my liking, on a guitar.  
Oh, and I also like to use big, superfluous words just to give off the absolutely untrue impression that I am somewhat eloquent when I'm really just being verbose. 
Pshttt, if you're really that interested in me, drop a message if you dare. 
PS-I'm funny. *audience boos in the background*