Lord Of Trash

Wattpad deleted my drapple smut. I am very upset. Fuck this site, go read it on ao3 my username is: UrBoiPade.

There are two types of comments I get.
          
          1. 11 year olds reading my ladybug fics, having that quality cringe fun.
          
          2. Weird bastards getting off on Draco Malfoy shoving an apple up his ass.

I'm working on something deeply disturbing rn, stay tuned.

Hi

So I'm watching anime zootopia and the main character really likes egg sandwiches, anyways, there's this chick (pun intended), she's a hen and sells her eggs and the eggs are eaten by the students at the school they go to. She does this voluntarily but I am still deeply disturbed.

Y'know when you rediscover an old fandom you were part of, see all the old videos u used to watch, all the fics. It's a great time. You've seen it all before! 
          
          But...
          
          Wait...
          
          I haven't seen that before... it was posted yesterday?
          
          And you realize... the fandom that is dead to you, is in fact still thriving, going on without you. And you realize... you were never really a true part of that community,  I mean... you never contributed to it in the first place so why? Why do I feel betrayed?
          
          And idk man it makes me feel really fucking weird and I don't like it.

(Headcanon)
          
          
          Slytherin Deku
          
          
          Hear me out! He's cunning as shit, think of his plans, notebooks etc. And I don't think anyone is as ambitious as he is (except maybe Bakugou). You might think, what the fuck Jade? But ya'll know that scene where Uraraka is supposed to fight our boi kacchan, and Deku is like "hey fam, I got a plan" and it's like the most slytherin plan ever. Use your opponents weaknesses against them.
          
          On a side note, who the fuck would gather shit on other people in a fucking notebook? A fucking slytherin! Case closed bitch!
          (But let's be real, if he took the test he'd get gryffindor bc that quiz is purely based on aesthetics and is absolute bullcrap, but that's a whole other cuppa shiz that I ain't touchin' today, k? K.)
          
          And then we have Bakugou who's most definitely a gryffindor. He a dumb jock and we stan.
          

Boop that poop

Wne your boyfriend breaks up with you because he's bored lol

I can't believe I've been on wattpad for over 4 years now. Over the years, this platform has changed and so have I. To be completely honest, this site and the people on it have gotten me through so much and i can't help but be forever grateful for this amazing platform. 
          
          Even though I look back at some of my old fanfics that make me want to hide in a pit from sheer embarrassment and cringe I can't help but feel so much joy. I joined this platform when I was in such a horrible place in my life, my dad had just died, and this was a place where I could just be. Without worry, without judgement, and without the overwhelming sadness I would feel during my every day life. 
          
          This post may seem out of nowhere, but I feel like I had forgotten what I initially loved about this app and I felt like I needed to express my love for wattpad for once and for all.
          
          Thank you so much for reading. I love you all.
          
          
          - Jade