Hi... There's not much I can really stick here. 

You probably stumbled upon me after reading my book-thingy, and you've got a good idea of my personality.

Maybe, you saw me comment on a post and wanted to take a look at my profile.   Don't worry, y'all are valid, too. 

There's probably others ways you found me. But, either way, welcome aboard, put on your seat belts, and prepare yourselves for a very boring ride.