Pyrite

Sup motherf*ckers
          Bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me
          
          I mean kinda yeah. I don't know how long it's been since I've been on this overpolished orange site but it's definitely been a while.
          With age comes wisdom and my new-realised knowledge is that this site is basically full of horny 12 year olds with thoroughly bleh writing quality (If I follow you then most likely you are exempt from this) 
          I'm probably not going to use this all that much if at all, not gonna delete it anyway.
          If you want to stay in touch with me (lol why?) my discord is at 
          Twisties #7393
          Just say you like my writing/comments/idk why you'd want to talk to me but whatever
          Some last words {except for the correct quote book which I might keep up}:
          - Moongazer whatever the username is, writes great fic
          - I'm pretty sure no one on this site knows how gay sex works so maybe don't write gay smut
          - There's actual good Sanders Sides fics here
          - BillDip is a sh*tty, horrible, illogical ship - what the fuck guys. I know I used to read it but that's cause the AUs were great. Great Alternative Universes, HORRIBLE SHIP
          - The Kiribaku / Bakushima fics are surprisingly okay in general
          - Dirty Laundry is still a treasure and should be used itself as a trope of its own (eg Prinxiety 'For the Dishes')
          - As good as your original content may be, people don't read that stuff; it's not your fault if the story you laboured over isn't popular because it's an original work, keep trying and working on it - crosspost to other sites.
          
          So, from the girl* with 837 notifications that hopefully aren't important because they aren't getting checked, I bid you all a good day
          
          P.S: if you want better quality fics go to Ao3 (archiveofourown)
          Enjoy yourselves homies 
          - Pyrite 
          @moongazer idk how to contact you man, but I really gotta say thanks for all the content
          * and her snake, Deciet

HELLO WHY AM I NEVER ON HERE ANYMORE!?
          WHY IS THERE BLOOD IN MY MOUTH?
          WHY IS MY ADHD JAZZ DANCING ON MY BRAIN?
          THESE ARE ALL GOOD QUESTIONS

WHAT IS UP MY DUDES IM BACK.
          IM QUEER AND HERE AND IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR.
          IVE FIXED SOME OF MY LIFE UP
          FUTURES GONNA EXIST (probably idk)
          WORKING ON ART
          GONNA WRITE STORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
          SO GUESS WHAT WATTPAD IM BACK!!!!!!!
          
          
          
          P.S I had over 650 notifications im gonna have to read through now

I've kept a list of the best things people have said..
          I will put it in a book and maybe eventually have chracters say it.
          in the meantime its funny.
          
          (AH THE BLURE WARHEAD AS SOUR)
          
          But first I need to post my personal favourite I have heard:
          
          Male Voice: "Dude! just because I sucked off a guy doesn't make me gay!"

NEW SCHOOL. CO ED. STATE. THE SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GREAT BUT I HAVE YET TO FIND SECURE FRIENDS CONSIDERING TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY. THERES TWO GIRLS IN MY CLASS I AM FIRMLY AQUAINTED WITH. THEIR NAMES ARE ANNA/LIESE AND GRACE. THE SPECIAL NEEDS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GREAT. ALSO THEY HAVE A CLASS THATS ACTUALLY JUST LIFE SKILLS.

Also the snake who is my profile pic is a huge puppet from IKEA.
          I bought him the day the most recent sanders sides video came out with the court room and deciet back again.
          
          
          Therefore my pretty Snek is called Deciet

I was just expelled. Worst birthday present ever.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          This reads like a sarcastic shitpost.
          My birthday was yesterday. I was suspended yesterday. I was expelled today.
          So that happened I guess.
          Not really sure what to feel or what to do now.
          My friends are upset and I think I'm upset too.
          I just feel hollow.
          I'd ask for help but I don't know how to accept it.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          If I was still suicidal this would have definitely been the turning point causing death.

I crave an escape.
          i dont want to die anymore.
          but everything sucks and i want a full month of mental health days.
          i wat to run away
          or stab someone
          or get to try happiness for once.
          im just really close to breaking point
          and my tears arent working so thats pissing me off
          i know why people do drugs and drink alcohol.
          it gives them the ups that seem to be missing now. it used to be about even the happy and sad.
          now theres the happy but it always crashes down worse then before.
          now the neutral is sad.
          and thats why i brought a bottle of mountain dew with a shot of vodka to school.
          i dont know why.
          im just confused
          im just sad
          please fix all this?
          please?

Entirely different from the previous post, 
          WHAT SHOULD I DO? I HAVE 50 FOLLOWERS AND THATS A LOT.
          I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING RIGHT?
          LIKE AN ORIGINAL STORY? OR A SANDERS SIDES FANFIC?
          
          
          I have an idea for a sanderssides fic if anyone likes that idea..

uh, so lgbtq+ community huh? nice weather we're having, light showers with lots of rainbows..
          
          okay this https://www.wattpad.com/729160868-i-m-p-o-r-t-a-n-t-please-read-this-read-this-right