Mason

In my Mom’s bedroom... how’d you get into my house you hamster sock thief?! Is that where all my socks went? Damn, watch out for the dogs then...

I have still abandoned wattpad but I came here to read on some stuff and it logged me in so I figured I'd say hi

What if I like,,, wanted to write a camp camp fix even though I should be working on a gravity falls fic y'all don't know about yet-
            
          

Omgg...fun fact! Your background is a game that had literally given me nightmares around two years ago :)

Just found Ironman and Captain America, the first ones, in my dad's movie stash, time to start the marvel marathon of 2 movies B)

HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE
          - my 2nd favorite fanfic

be my friend pls

Take the fucking lyrics now-

I'm a dumb teen boy
          I eat sticks and rocks and mud
          I don't care about the government
          And I really need a hug
          I feel stupid (stupid)
          Ugly (ugly)
          Pretend it doesn't bother me
          I'm not very strong but
          I'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs
          It's getting cold down here underneath the weather
          I skipped class to sit with you
          I really like your spotty sweater, if
          Ladybugs are girls
          How do you make kids together?
          What's it like in a female world
          I bet it's just so much better
          I just turned fourteen
          And I think this year I'm gonna be mean
          Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
          I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
          Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
          Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
          Boys will be bugs right?
          (Boys will be bugs right?)

I'm a dumb teen boy
          All I wanna do is quit
          My mum told me that she's worried
          And I couldn't give a shit
          I have friends who understand me
          Their names are spider, beetle, bee
          They don't say much but
          They have always listened to me
          The other boys at school
          Think it's cool to hate your parents
          But they're lying all the time
          The bugs advised that I should let 'em
          And if you wanna cry
          Make sure that they never see it
          Or even better yet
          Block it out and never feel it
          I just turned fourteen
          And I think I know everything
          Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
          I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
          Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
          Ain't that how it's s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
          Boys will be bugs right?
          (Boys will be bugs right?)
          Just turned fourteen
          And I think this year I'm gonna be mean
          (Just turned fourteen and I think I know everything)
          Just turned fourteen
          And I think this year I'm gonna be mean
          (Just turned fourteen and I think the world revolves around me)
          Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
          I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
          Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
          Ain't that how it's s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
          Boys will be bugs right?
          Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
          I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
          Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
          Ain't that how it's s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
          Boys will be bugs right?
          (Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
          I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
          Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
          Ain't that how it's s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
          Boys will be bugs right?)