I have a thing for water. It's just so tranquil and silent and... Ugh... It's a weird fetish.

Anyways. Hello, yes, hi and welcome to my majestic profile. 

Works:
Pity Train (not complete at all, but slowly progressing.)

If you follow me, I declare you a stalker, but that's okay... Because I'll probably stalk you to and secretly judge you for any grammatical mistakes. Evil, am I right?

Feel free to stalk me - er, I mean follow me - and I shall probably do the same.

(Also read my books... If you want to, of course... I can guarantee that you will find very ship-able pairs in my books.)