Qatune

When you want to do a rant book, but everyone has a rant book, but you want to rant, but you don't want to be stereotypical, but you are stereotypical, but you try too hard to be different, but you make your "when you" sayings way too long, but you like being able to say everything you want to say, but you decide that you should probably stop by now, but you keep typing anyways, but you realize you just wrote a really bad run on sentence, but you finally decide you should stop typing by now...