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I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes! ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate? -A pork chop ❣️) Why did the bike fall over? -It was two tired ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? -He was stuck in a vicious cycle ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer? -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? -Because every play has a cast. ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective? -An investi-gator. ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing? -The eeriest. ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award? -Because he was outstanding in his field ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick? -See if he is coffin ❣️) Why do bees have sticky hair? -Because they use honeycombs