Located in a bottled jar of crisp fall air.

Feel free to comment (I will eat them all omnomnom)

"What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?"

"I've always thought Fred and I should've got an E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by showing up."

"Oh, who am I kidding-I would LOVE to disagree." 

I will not do:
x Smut
x Romanticised SA
x Incest (In fact, stay away from me, you freaks)
x Anything I'm not comfortable with