You ever shake hands with the devil?

(...)

No?

Well I'll tell you he is more than I thought he'd be, he even-

///What? I can't say that?? It's too vulgar..? Oh...///

Anyways It's simple to be like me don't chase dreams. Don't be anything. BE EVERYTHING. 

(Sounds complicated)

 well not if you die enough times it's not! You get a special mask and everything!