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hilda hurricane is great 

My biggest flex is that German Duolingo liked my instagram story randomly 

That 67.2% acceptance rate is looking real sexy

I HAVENT SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR

We as a society moved on too fast from szas verse on telekinesis 

I love getting the flu annually around or on Christmas Day 

Why the fuck would they trade Kyle tucker to MAYBE keep a greedy washed up veteran? Make it make fucking sense

i lowk fw luigi mangione

trish like fish

i gave into the itch :(
          i’m back to my yearly frenemies binge