𝒋𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆

My biggest flex is that German Duolingo liked my instagram story randomly 

That 67.2% acceptance rate is looking real sexy

THE OPS HATE TO SEE ME WINNING (Im in the top 1% of Travis Scott listeners on airbuds)

I HAVENT SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR 

We as a society moved on too fast from szas verse on telekinesis 

MERRY CHRISTMAS (to those whose celebrate) AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS 

I love getting the flu annually around or on Christmas Day 

Why the fuck would they trade Kyle tucker to MAYBE keep a greedy washed up veteran? Make it make fucking sense

i lowk fw luigi mangione