QueenOfGotham616

Doctor: "You gave your patient sugar again, didn't you Harleen?"
          	Harleen: "Absolutely not!"
          	Joker: *in the distance* "You dare me to jump over that railing?"
          	*crashing*
          	*alarms blaring*
          	Joker: "I THINK MY ANKLE MIGHT BE BROKEN BUT I'M GOOD!"
          	Harleen: "heavy sighs*

QueenOfGotham616

Doctor: "You gave your patient sugar again, didn't you Harleen?"
          Harleen: "Absolutely not!"
          Joker: *in the distance* "You dare me to jump over that railing?"
          *crashing*
          *alarms blaring*
          Joker: "I THINK MY ANKLE MIGHT BE BROKEN BUT I'M GOOD!"
          Harleen: "heavy sighs*

QueenOfGotham616

Interview @ Jared Leto
          Interviewer: Let’s get down to business with a few compliments. Tell us the best things about women?
          Jared: There are so many things. They are so inspiring and sexy. And of course, there’s the companionship they bring.
          Interviewer: What do you find really sexy?
          Jared: Everyone has their moments but a woman is really sexy when she knows herself and not trying to be something she’s not.
          Interviewer: Do you go for any particular look?
          Jared: I like them all! That’s a blessing and a curse really. I like all the choices out there. But I don’t seek people out just because they look a certain way.
          Interviewer: Would you date a fan?
          Jared: Why wouldn’t I date a fan? Just because someone happens to like my work, I wouldn’t date them - that’s ridiculous.
          Interviewer: Is there anything you’ll never understand about women?
          Jared: No. I understand a lot of the female needs. I’m not saying I know all of them all the time, though. But people are people and we all have our ‘things’. And don’t forget; men are just as difficult as women. Well, I was raised by a single mother so the influence of women in my life is very big. My mother is very, very smart and commands respect because she has a lot of respect for herself. I learned early on how to treat women by the examples that were set around me.