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I was sitting in my friends house when he looked me dead in the eyes and said, "do you ever just want to bang someone's kid against a wall? Is that normal?"
I got really scared and choked on my drink and screeched a "wtf"
And he just rolled his eyes and said, "I know you well enough to know that whatever the fuck you thought you heard was completely off topic and probably mentally disturbing. I said "do you ever want to bang someone's head against a wall." Pay more attention, I'm not a complete IED."
I was questioning his mental state now I'm questioning mine.