Okay...
I hate writing these.
So, my name is Edie (not Eddie because I am, shockingly, a girl!) and I'm 17. 

I'm not actually a cat (which makes me very upset to think about, so please don't point this out to me, as I will bite you and scratch your eyes out) but cats are awesome. Chickens aren't. My sister loves chickens. Meaning that we have 10 of the feathery beasts.

This is probably really boring to read so I'm going to stop writing (finally!)