QuidditchCommentator

i swear i keep on hearing chicken noises

I'm just thinking about this one time (while I can literally hear the rain bat on my window in my bed when I'm meant it be asleep) when in late Jan to early Feb, a boy in the year below is came over to my friends and I. They were playing some kind of game that involved spitting (but I didn't join in, COVID people). The guy came up, let's call him Josh. So Josh goes up to my friend Soph, and asks her "are you from China?" 
          She isn't from China. She is a white half English, half Scottish child. And has incredibly pale skin. She says no and asks why. Josh then says, "oh, it's nothing, just Chinese people spit on the ground."
          And he has the audacity to say that in front of me, who's mother has been in a lockdown in China just because she wanted to see her family. And I was kind of having a hard time, because we hadn't known of the virus long and she could've been killed. And then he goes and says that.

As a curious human, I went onto the web, searched up 'did the coronavirus come from bats' and to my absolute delight, it didn't (at least now I have evidence so the bullying will stop)

Merry Christmas I caught my dad pretending to be Father Christmas and I kinda caught on a few years ago but it hurt anyways

My mum really told my brother that we couldn't watch a movie because it's not the holidays and I'm here like ma'am Christmas is in 7 hours I-

My back up account has more followers than my friends only account
          And I'm tormenting my friends with this:
          HI RED AND I AM A HUMAN UNLIKE YOU ERR ON CASTETTE THE IMPOSTER AND YOUR BODY WONT BE FOUND

Lmao my mum just sprayed me with perfume because I apparently stink

My tooth just fell out and I'm here sitting on the loo sideways typing this out. 
          And my dad wants to watch the 1966 football world cup final.

I have to isolate till Christmas Day

My friend, the one who has tics, she was having a tic attack at the library outside our school, and my friend swore, and these year 9 girls thought that my friend was swearing at her. They like, put their middle fingers up and everything, copying her as she was having the tic attack. And then this boy from the nearby school heard as well and joined in. And then they told her (my friend) that they were going to come back tomorrow (because that's the last day for me at school) and wait for her and bully her and like just copy her. And all my friends aren't having it.