i wanna preface this intro by saying it was written five years ago and nik and i don't have to heart to change it-- at least not right now

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geia and aloha people! we're nik and skye just two crackhead bitches writing because we have mental problems and can't afford therapy! we can't promise you won't go crazy, but you know what? you chose to be here so that's on you. anyway have fun and don't stay up too late reading-- it hurts and we speak from experience (yes, we are both hypocrites but you don't need to acknowledge that-- we know). hope you find this at least mildly entertaining! enjoy!