Quiet_Storm_Cloud

Lmao my lil sis(she’s two) just threw a royal hissy fit over not being able to pee standing up

I want mac’n cheese

Anyone know how to hide a very recent scab from a slit wrist? My cousin has a birthday party at a pool tomorrow and I don’t want them to see the scabs

When you need to get up but your cat lays on you: 
          Guess I’ll stay here then…work’s not important…haha…funnnn

Omg the absolute cutest thing just happened to me. So I was laying on the couch reading this crossover fanfic and I wheezed at a funny moment and not even 5 seconds later my cat—who usually isn’t that cuddly—came up and laid on my chest like he thought something was wrong, or at least that’s how I’d like to think of it

I’m about to cry y’allll I just got the sudden urge to read this one mha fanfic and realized I don’t have it saved anywhere

Just ate nearly a whole box of cereal and I don't think I can moveeee

Major parenting fail: my dad was changing the brakes on his truck and "watching" my four year old brother when he stopped paying attention to him entirely and let him wander off(keep in mind that we live in the woods and my brother isn't the best listener). It took him like 20min to find him; he had gone all the way to my neighbor's farm, which is quite a ways away. Needless to say, I am royally pįssed at my father

IM GONNA CRY I KEEP FINDING SPIDERS DANGLING FROM MY ARM—ANDIJUSTGOTATTACKEDBYABEEEEE

Y'all…I'm officially terrified…there's this weird thumping sound outside my bedroom and it sounds too rhythmic to be the cat…