"I'm not a psychopath Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."

"Saving people, hunting things, the family business." 

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"Ninja never quit."

"Hey Assbutt!"

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to  our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." 


"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."

"Idjits."

"Falling is just like flying, only there's a more permanent destination." 

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition."

"Is it nice not being me? It must be relaxing." 

"I lost my shoe."

"If you don't like sneaking around, then why  become a ninja?" 

"Why would I bring my gun to your parents house for Christmas dinner?" 

"Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them."