TheOrangutan

Hi, just thought I'd pop over and say thanks for Following. I've no idea what I've done to deserve that but it's always grand to meet someone new. Hope you enjoy anything of mine you happen to read, comment / critique is always welcomed. Cheers, Gav

SmexyGoatBuns

Ello there. I just wanted to thank you for becoming my 69th home muffin. You have a special place in my heart. ^u^
          
          I hope you find the time to read some of my stories (hopefully Reality Slapped Me in the Face), but I'm okay with it if you don't. ^u^
          
          I just want you to know, even though you probably already read it on my profile, that you can PM me any time. I'm friendly. Very weird, but friendly. OuO
          
          Alright, peace out home muffin. Have a good daymornnight. ^u^
          Oh, and that poem you wrote is just asdfghjkl; amazing. You have a talent. ouo Keep writing poems!
          
          *disappears into night air*
          
          Kennith the Toilet: *grabs my foot with his toilet seat before I fully disappear* Greenie!
          
          Me: What?! You just stopped me from making my awesome disappearance! *crosses arms angrily over chest*
          
          Kennith: It's the toilets and barbies! They're coming!
          
          Me: *eyes widen* GET THE LAWN GNOMES A FLYING SQUIDS! GET BOB THE HOBO AND CHARLIE SHEEN, A WAR IS GOING TO COMMENCE!
          
          Kennith: I have to go back and talk to the toilet king! Remember, he thinks I'm on his side!
          
          Me: I know, I know! Go! G--- *cannon fires and blows up a nearby raccoon* AH! RODGER!
          
          Kennith: NO! SHE WAS MY BOYFRIEND!
          
          Me: It's okay, Kennith, you can get a new one--- *gets shot*
          
          Uhm...sorry for my weirdness. That wasn't even funny. I'll just go now.

SmexyGoatBuns

Thank the goodness. OuO
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Quirky_writer

haha no that was pretty funny actually!
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