Salutations. I'm not the most charismatic humanitarian, but I do try.

I'm a big fantasy/sci-fi geek who enjoys tea parties, history, top hats, classical music, reading and art. I'm actually from England but, in a unfortunate twist of events, was kidnapped by pirates and sailed away to the country of New Zealand. I also have a time traveling tea kettle and an imaginary friend butler named Oswald Murgatroyd. He's a plague doctor from 1486. He says hi.

Admittedly, I doubt I'll be on this website much as it appears to be full of grammatically incorrect vampire-obsessing plonkers (no offence to any sane writers), but it's nice to be doing something productive with my life. Wait, this isn't productive. I take that back.

Likes:
Hetalia
Death Note
Full Metal Alchemist (I'm not a weaboo, honest)
Legend of Zelda
Pokemon
Doctor Who
Harry Potter
Okami (the video game)
Monty Python
Scones
Narwhals (causing a commotion)
Lurking reddit
Your face
Etc etc etc.

Also tuna. Yay for tuna!

Dislikes:
Twilight
Justin Bieber
Twilight
Wolfaboos/Weaboos
Twilight
People who have no spelling/grammar skills
Twilight
People who say they're nerds when they aren't because they just have a pair of fake glasses and a "NERDS 2+2 EVER LOLOL" shirt
Did I mention Twilight?

~~

Stuff I need to do:

-Work on Realityholic
-Start on Organisation CLUCK
-Start on Dear You
-Eat some lunch

PS: Visit me on www.sunnyblob.deviantart.com !
  • Narnia
  • JoinedMarch 27, 2011


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Quixotic_Porcupine Quixotic_Porcupine Sep 27, 2011 05:43AM
@absentmindedme Yes, you should. And no, it\'s from the old draft of The Doily Generation which you read ages ago -- that\'s why Autumn\'s in it. xD
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