Hey everyone,

Yes it's me! The crazy, un hilarious, retarded, weird person! Things you should know

~don't hate the books I write! I'm already hating on them. (I broke the rule)
~I have a friend called brain and I don't know if it's male or not! yet it lives inside me...I'm going with female 
~I think I died when all the Nutella jar was found empty
~I relate to songs that I love
~if you say the word Taylor swift I will walk out of the room. (Some of her songs are meh, but I still hate her)
~same goes for one direction
~I smell soap and it's freaking me out
~I freak out in crowds. How will I cope if I go to a concert!
~I am taken by oreos, fruit, Nutella.. Let's just say most foods.
~sworn enemy is cheese and sausages. On guard peasants! 
~music is shows my emotions 
~everyone agrees I'm mental and need to go to a institution


good luck trying to find me!

By the way me being me, my name is unknown jokes it's Alexis Beckham