R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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Our love story
          	Could be kinda gory
          	Far from boring
          	We'd meet at a post-apocalypse
          	Yeah, I'd be slowly walking
          	In a group stalking
          	You, you'd be the only man alive
          	That I could not resist
          	
          	Then all of your friends
          	They'd try to kill us
          	But only because
          	They'd be jealous
          	That our love is deeper than
          	Edward and Bella's
          	
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, oh
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	'Cause I want ya
          	
          	You'd be hiding in
          	A second floor apartment
          	Knocking all the stairs down to save your life
          	From the undead
          	Double-barrel shotgun
          	Taking out the slow ones
          	Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye
          	And I'd keep my head
          	
          	Then all of your friends
          	They'd try to kill us
          	But only because
          	They'd be jealous
          	That our love is deeper than
          	Edward and Bella's
          	
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, oh
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	'Cause I want ya
          	
          	And I'd try not to bite and infect you
          	Because I'd respect you too much
          	Yeah, that's why I'd wait until we got married
          	
          	Oh, and our happiest days would be spent
          	Picking off all your friends
          	And they'd see a love this deep won't stay buried
          	
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, oh
          	If I were a zombie
          	I'd never eat your brain
          	I'd just want your heart
          	Yeah, I'd want your heart
          	I'd just want your heart
          	'Cause I want ya

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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Our love story
          Could be kinda gory
          Far from boring
          We'd meet at a post-apocalypse
          Yeah, I'd be slowly walking
          In a group stalking
          You, you'd be the only man alive
          That I could not resist
          
          Then all of your friends
          They'd try to kill us
          But only because
          They'd be jealous
          That our love is deeper than
          Edward and Bella's
          
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, oh
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          'Cause I want ya
          
          You'd be hiding in
          A second floor apartment
          Knocking all the stairs down to save your life
          From the undead
          Double-barrel shotgun
          Taking out the slow ones
          Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye
          And I'd keep my head
          
          Then all of your friends
          They'd try to kill us
          But only because
          They'd be jealous
          That our love is deeper than
          Edward and Bella's
          
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, oh
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          'Cause I want ya
          
          And I'd try not to bite and infect you
          Because I'd respect you too much
          Yeah, that's why I'd wait until we got married
          
          Oh, and our happiest days would be spent
          Picking off all your friends
          And they'd see a love this deep won't stay buried
          
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, oh
          If I were a zombie
          I'd never eat your brain
          I'd just want your heart
          Yeah, I'd want your heart
          I'd just want your heart
          'Cause I want ya

Spain6hfhjsj

Gara: "Sigma, Boobies or Hugs?"

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@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 Gara: "Idk what sigma means, I hear Watery say it... Also hugs it is"
            
            
            *Gara immediately hugs Rick =3*
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            [Gara would do the opposite of what Rick said]
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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@Spain6hfhjsj 
            "What the fuck is a sigma? I choose boobies, obviously. I don't need hugs."
            [Rick totally needs hugs he just doesn't want to admit it.]
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C-137-

“Morty! Morty were- we’re going out. Come on, get up already!” 

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

@C-137- 
            Morty whined and clung to the blankets. "Riiiick!" 
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C-137-

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@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 
            “F-fuck your arm is weak” he laughed and grabbed onto Morty’s leg, dragging him right out of bed 
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

@C-137- 
            "Meh." Morty grunted with effort as he half-assed throwing a pillow at him, not even making it halfway to his grandpa.
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

BOOBIES <3 

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@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 
            
            I don't blame you for being weird, we're weird in our own ways-
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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@Spain6hfhjsj
            I just find saying random shit to people online funny so that's why I do the things I do. 
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