R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

My new favorite trope:
          	
          	Two people fighting over one person who HATES it when people fight. 
          	
          	
          	Person A: we make a great team, right C? *says while staring directly at person B*
          	Person C: oh, yeah! We all work together really well! *trying to include everyone without picking sides*
          	Person A: yeah, but I mean us. Like, just us.
          	Person C: *knows what they're trying to do but doesn't know how to stop it* oh, uh.. yeah!
          	Person B: Alright, that's enough.
          	Person A: what, you got a problem?
          	Person C: *panicking* guys..
          	
          	Person A and B start to fight, completely ignoring C's attempts to intervene and stop it, until C yells for them to stop and says that they're DONE. With both of them! 
          	
          	
          	Relationship: SQUASHED.
          	
          	
          	But then fixed, by amazing storytelling skills that I don't have!

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

My new favorite trope:
          
          Two people fighting over one person who HATES it when people fight. 
          
          
          Person A: we make a great team, right C? *says while staring directly at person B*
          Person C: oh, yeah! We all work together really well! *trying to include everyone without picking sides*
          Person A: yeah, but I mean us. Like, just us.
          Person C: *knows what they're trying to do but doesn't know how to stop it* oh, uh.. yeah!
          Person B: Alright, that's enough.
          Person A: what, you got a problem?
          Person C: *panicking* guys..
          
          Person A and B start to fight, completely ignoring C's attempts to intervene and stop it, until C yells for them to stop and says that they're DONE. With both of them! 
          
          
          Relationship: SQUASHED.
          
          
          But then fixed, by amazing storytelling skills that I don't have!

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

"Riiick! Rick, help! Heeeelp!! Riiiiick!!"

-_WhatdidimissXD_-

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 “Idiot”
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@Pen_is_Crystal_XD @_BR0KEN-DR3AM3R_ 
            "The- the pickle on the counter! I-I accidentally turned myself into a pickle and need Rick to turn me back.."
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@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 “The fuck you yelling about?”
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

I GOTTA LOOK CLOSER AT EVERYTHING I DOWNLOAD BECAUSE WHILE I MAY THINK ITS CUTE N WHOLESOME, MY FREINDS MIGHT READ FURTHER INTO IT LIKE "does this guy ship these two family members?"
          
          NO
          
          NO I DON'T 
          
          I JUST WISH RICK COULD CARRY MORTY AROUND LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES WITHOUT IT BEING HORNY.

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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I love looking at Rick and morty fanart, thinking that it's just some wholesome cute fanart of a kid and his grandfather and you look closer and-
          
          ITS FUCKING PORN. 
          
          You look at the artist 
          
          THEY DRAW PORN.
          
          
          ITS NOT CUTE
          ITS NOT WHOLESOME 
          
          ITS HORNY
          IT'S ALWAYS HORNY

Rockytop767

(I had to)
          
          Jerry came into the garage unannounced looking for Rick. "Rick, stop sending me to Jerry Daycare!" He pointed at him accusingly.

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

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@Rockytop767 
            "It's still a- a fucking vacuum, Jerry. It's so it can use the little tube thing on the couch. You know how much shit gets into the couch cushions, Jerry? It's- it's disgusting." Rick said and rolled his eyes. "Maybe next time keep your thoughts in your head and don't purposely offend a fucking vacuum! I-I-I'm surprised it didn't- didn't fucking kill you."
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Rockytop767

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 
            "Hey, if you're referring to last week when I got into a fight with the vacuum cleaner, that was technically your fault. You shouldn't have given it arms and legs, who does that?!" He started looking around at some of the tools that seemed to be just tossed all over.
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@Rockytop767 
            "You can barely handle normal earth stuff!" He snapped and turned to glare at him. "Wh-why the fuck would I waste my time going somewhere just for you to- to fuck it up worse than Morty would?"
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

"If- if you put a cat in a- in a box, i-is it alive or dead?"

R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

@C-137- 
            "Morty would appreciate the joke."
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C-137-

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3
            “If I was a decoy or thought you were a decoy, then one of us would already be dead”
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

@C-137- 
            "How do I know you're not a decoy?"
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@St4n13y_F_P1n3s @St4nf0rd_F_P1nes 
          
          
          "TINY RIIICK!" Rick yelled as he ran around in a smaller form of himself. "Guys, be tiny with me!" He said and pulled at their sleeves like a child would. "Come on! Into the portal, we- we gotta get to my lab! We're gonna make you tiiinnnnyyyyy!!"

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@St4nf0rd_F_P1nes @St4n13y_F_P1n3s 
            He yelped as he fell on his face, growling and wiping his nose with his sleeve. "Fucking christ, Ford.." He muttered and pushed himself up. "It's not my fault you two are fucking babies." He picked his flask up off the ground, making sure it had a bit left before taking a drink.
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@St4n13y_F_P1n3s @R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 
            
            Ford did not take that insult lightly and gave no hesitations to kick the shit out of Rick's leg. Enough to possibly tip him over or completely take hiseg out from under him
            "Do NOT call my brother spare fucking parts do you understand me?? He is NOT spare parts- and he isn't chasing along because I'm smart or something he's chasing to protect me!"
            He said gently grabbing Stan's arm
            "I'm sorry Lee. He wasn't supposed to say that."
            He said giving Rick a death glare
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@St4nf0rd_F_P1nes @R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 
            Stan looked upset at that, looking away from them. “Think I’m going to go check on the kids” he muttered to ford
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@P1N3TR33Z @St4nf0rd_F_P1nes 
          
          "So this little twerp is your new assistant? What happened to the other guy?" Rick asked, looking down at Dipper. He shoved Morty in front of him to show off his own little buddy. Morty stumbled but managed to not fall on his face, glaring at Rick before waving at the other two.

St4nf0rd_F_P1nes

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 @P1N3TR33Z
            
            Ford gave a sigh rolling his eyes a bit
            " 'twerp' is Not a name I'd use for Dipper here. But yes! For now He's helping me with a bit of stuff."
            He said giving a Wave to Morty
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R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3

"HELP!" Morty screamed as he was running away from some sort of monster. "Somebody help!"

ENGINEERING-THIEF_

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 @C-137-
            
            Ribbon grumbled and glared at the child as he was guided away, making a slicing motion at his neck at him to show he would still prefer to kill him "what about an eye? Eye for an eye,
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@C-137- @-RIBBONTING_INS4ITY- 
            
            Morty held up the weapon more protectively, although his hands were trembling. He was scared but also kind of relieved that Rick was actually protecting him. He hesitantly crawled out once they went through, peering down at them.
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C-137-

@R1CK_4nD_M0RTY_Pr1M3 @-RIBBONTING_INS4ITY- 
            “The clone is fresh. You can’t have my Morty, no part of him” he said “let’s go get that kid for you to dissect.” He set a hand on ribbons shoulder to guide him over to the trap door and give him a push into it
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