R1bb0n

I wanna make an Enemies to Lovers fic w/ Junior and Penelope

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@Gumdrop789 Y'know what? I WILL. I WILL DO IT. Y'KNOW I DOUBTED MYSELF BEFORE BUT NOW, BY YOUR USEFUL USAGE OF THE ENGLISH LEXICON. I WILL DO IT. I WILL. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD ONE!
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Okay, listen. Coffee shop Au's, they're cool. Magic Au's, also cool.
          
          But what about a MAGIC COFFEE SHOP AU
          
          MAYBE IT SOUNDS STUPID BUT LIKE, IMAGINE;
          
          A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT JUST TRYING TO EARN MONEY AND GOES TO WORK AT A COFFEE SHOP AND SURPRISINGLY GETS HIRED ON THE SPOT THEY WORK FOR A FEW SECONDS JUST A FEW AND THEN BAM! FUCKIN SATAN IS IN THE CAFE LOOKING TIRED AS FUCK AND THEN LIKE A MAD MAN THE WAITER GOES UP TO HIM AND IS LIKE "the usual?" AND THEN FUCKIN SATAN GRUMBLES A YES AND THE COLLEGE STUDENT WATCHES AS ONE OF THE BARISTAS GOES TO THE BASEMENT HEARS LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND COMES BACK UP WITH A CUP OF SEEMINGLY NORMAL COFFEE BUT ITS NOT SO THEN THE BARISTA HANDS THE CUP TO THE WAITER AND THEN THE WAITER GIVES IT TO SATAN SAYS SOMETHING SASSY WHILE SATAN DRINKS THE COFFEE BEFORE RECOILING BECAUSE ITS TOO HOT

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So the Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandma got pregnant. 
          
          Y'know the one on tiktok