Greetings, stranger, how do you do?
Answer if you like, otherwise, well. . .don't.
"Tell me something about you," you say.
Why?
"So I can get to know who you are," you say.
Again, why?
"Just tell me something!" you shout at your screen, not knowing how the internet works.
Fine.
I'm sarcastic, I like to think about things, I like to make vague answers, and I really like stories. Happy?
"No. And thanks for the generalization," you grumble, marching off to do something else.
You're quite welcome.