When Life gives you lemons, RETURN THEM TO LIFE WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS: “DEAR LIFE, I DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS, I HATE YOUR LEMONS AND I HATE YOU EVEN MORE, YOU SUCK SO BAD THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP ALL THE LEMONS I HAVE EATEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, ALSO I USUALLY LIKE LEMONS BUT YOU MAKE THEM BAD WHEN THEY COME FROM YOU, OKAY BYE, I HATE YOU, BYE!!!!!” AND THEN YOU RETURN THOSE LEMONS BACK AT LIFE, AND DON’T JUST GIVE THEM POLITELY, BUT THROW THEM RIGHT INTO LIFE’S FACE!!!! TAKE THAT LIFE, WHO’S GOT LEMONS NOW? NOT ME, BUT YOU! SO YEAH! HA HA!
thank you for coming to my ted talk *curtsies like a lady*
