Thrillful Land Snacktastic News (July 1st 1929)
Puff: "Hey folks, Puff Puffin here! I'm with my good pal Zkale here to give you all some exciting good news for all your tummies, isn't that right Zkale?"
Zkale: "That's right today we're launching our brand new snack company from Thrilling Enterprises, Thrilled Treats!"
Puff: "Here at Thrilled Treats we'll be making delectable and healthy snacks for you and the kids, these snacks will not only filled you up until dinner, they will also give your body plenty of nutrients and vitamins."
Zkale: "Try Aldo's Fruity Gummies or Parker's Bush Chips, there's also Penn's Sweet Cookies, Puff's Snowflake Lollipops and my very own Mysterious Brownie Fudge Bars!"
Puff: "You can find them in your local grocery or snack stores here in YouTopia."
Zkale: "There will be more new delicious low calorie snacks on their way in next few months!"
Puff: "Just remember folks, you can always find excitement at where?"
"Here at Thrillful Land!"
[Imaginteers: Dreamlight Valley]
(Coming Soon in late June or early July on Archive Of Our Own and Fanfiction.net...)