Garbage

https://archiveofourown.org/works/69383346/chapters/180045371 I did something and I'm too lazy to post it on Wattpad unless there's demand for that

I've gotten into Peanuts, and the fandom is...weird. Do people not realize that Lucy outright harasses Schroeder all the time? It's not cute.

Hey, you said you know Patience a while ago?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GSklwC0wvdI 
          
          You cannot tell me this wouldn't work for Daddy Dearest

I did a thing. Haven't posted anything on here in a while, but I did a thing. Always wanted to write a creepypasta ngl

I would give my left foot to see a TOH bonus scene of Eberwolf trying to explain wtf Hooty is. Most powerful Beast Keeper on the Boiling Isles and he has no idea. Is he a bird? A tube? Nobody knows.

Eberwolf can canonically chew through metal. Sometimes I randomly remember that.

For someone so chaotic, BBNO$ is really the most uncontroversial human ever

Apparently people simp for Emperor Belos? Honestly, I'm unsurprised considering that there are simps for every character and I dedicated my account to a non-speaking floof the size of a Grudgby ball (who is an icon btw, I will die on the hill of Eberwolf supremacy), but like...y'all know he's a tyrant, right? You're aware of that? People want to fuck a centuries-old crusty tyrant. (Believe it or not, that's not the weirdest sentence I've typed this week, no I don't remember what it was but I know I say weirder shit on a daily basis, so...) 
          
          TL;DR, Belos simps exist and it is actually horrifying.

I did a thing