For the people out there who are for whatever reason interested in my life **cough cough stalkers** you can learn random facts about me along with my thoughts on some random things by reading the crap that I have written below! 

I'm Canadian and I spell with a lot of Us (eg colour instead of color)! DEAL WITH IT!
I'm fluent in 4 languages: English, sarcasm, jibberish and randomness!
I'm weird and proud of it! I love it when people get that look on their face that's a mixture of the 'WTF look' and the 'that's really funny look' (So basically a constipated looking face.)
I'm insane, but who isn't?
I believe in the magical powers of unicorns.
I'm a night person. 
I love music! 
I'm actually a (sort of) nice person, unless you piss me off.
If you piss me off, expect to wake up on a glacier in Antartica with your baby maker ripped off (or ripped out if you're a girl).
I hate Dora, but she is cool. She has a  pet monkey that talks! Don't tell me that you don't want a talking pet monkey that wears red rubber boots! Oh, and her backpack has everything that you could ever imagine... even a flying pig with four eyes and a unicorn horn! 
A FOUR EYED UNI-PIG!!!
Well, I guess that's all of the random crap I have to say for now.