Lucas-and_s1mpz

YOU BETTAH READ THE NEW CHAPTERS.

MERRY CHRISTMASS !!

"Yes! Everything in this room is eatable! Even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and that is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka

Forgot to say, so uh happy belated Halloween 

Lucas: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Benatar: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
          Lucas: NBA.
          Benatar: …?
          Lucas: Snuck into a Cliffords game.

Boy oh boy it sure is fun wondering such lovely thoughts such as w̶h̶a̶t̶ i̶s̶ m̶y̶ l̶i̶f̶e̶ w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶. so much fuuuunn. yaaayyee

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY QWEERS

Have you ever just?.. *Does a blue skadoo into my laptop*