When I was young, I wanted to be a scriptwriter and be able to make  movies that will bring honor to the Philippines and be the country's first ever academy award winner director. But things got in the way.

Blah blah blah, I got busy working. Blah blah I fell in love. Blah blah blah too broke to even learn how to write. Blah, with a little bit of whining and a dash of complaining and let me finish it off with big handful of who cares, it's all just a childhood dream anyway.

Long story short..... I'm a loser without a talent and balls to even try anything.

I'm in my 40's, your typical  tired, neurotic, bored employee. No time or money to do whatever- your total cheap bastard. So this can get a little tricky and interesting. And by interesting I mean, well I don't know what I mean. Let me try writing and let me start here.

Good luck, Self!