18 years old, girl (maybe.. we all have to find out eventually), black hair (evident in the propic), blah blah blah... You probably don't really care. Just get yo' ass back to my book and like and follow and do all that weird shit people want you to do. And yeah please don't gimme bad reviews cuz no one really wants to read that. Especially if you've been working so long on stuff.

(Btw I haven't written this. A friend did. Now you know the sort of crowd I hang out with.. So you'll probably guess where I get my inspiration from :D Enjoyyy)

Okay, okay. So now my friend is done with crazy shiz. I  am lovely, sweet and not at all sarcastic or crazy. The things I write about are amazing brain babies of mine. I'd like to say I am an amazing momma but two of them died in child birth. I'm still on CPR. 
(Friend says: They are not going to want to read this. Don't show our crazy side.)

Anywho, I was saying... Never mind. I have the memory span of...

(friend says: Three steps to survive a nuclear bomb blast!?
Me: Wait. What????
*Spends a while on this*)

~So, as I was saying... Enjoy~