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HIIII OMG IM BACKKK — i’ve been dumped twice since i was here last..  

The only thing keeping me alive right now is my improv class, and I’m okay with that 

just got dumped because I have commitment issues lol 

My phone has been on 1% for two days. I'm scared. 

Guys, I just figured out that my dad was friends with the goth kids in highschool-  ಠಿ_ಠ

I was just casually snowboarding and I hear a guy say to his friend, "Same turkey, different bacteria." 
          
          Now I live by this quote. 

I put my hair in a ponytail and now I look like Violet Evergarden with short hair.  ( ་ ⍸ ་ )

Bruh, how am I still single? I'm hot. Can I just date myself-? 

OMG IT WAS JUST 11:11 AND MY PHONE WAS AT 11% AND I HAD 11 NOTIFICATIONS OMG 

Your chances of marrying me are low. 
          
          
          But never zero.   *insert f-boy emoji*