@RMBaumann
Am I the only one who actually likes it when an author mentions the music they listen to when they write? I can’t be, or it wouldn’t be a thing. I’ve found some music I wouldn’t have otherwise listened to from this and I think that’s awesome.
I rub my cat backwards because it pisses her off and amuses me. I’m 90% sure this is the primary reason she knocks shit off tables. On a related note… would it be cruel to bring her to Petco and let her pick out a mouse dinner? And who would it actually be cruel for? Not her. I guarantee she’d lose her little kitty mind.
*telling people I cooked the thing they liked*
“But how much of that did you use?”
*tips a bottle…* “That much.”
“That’s not a measurement.”
“Put that in the pot until you feel good about your life choices.”
Reading through the titles under random tags…
*35 parts, 1h read time*
*24 parts, 30m read time*
Looking at my drafts…
*5 parts, 3h read time*
*write write write write*
*post*
*format all the things*
*save as draft*
*see typo*
*eye twitch*
Have you ever had one of those days? You know the one I’m talking about. The day where you write 10k words and pat yourself on the back for a good writing day… but it wasn’t for an active story you’re publishing here? ♀️
Don’t tell me to mow the weeds growing at the edge of a public roadway and not in my yard. I will not mow those weeds. But I WILL burn them with a flamethrower just to spite you for being a worthless HOA.
Any time I make a shifter character jump in one of my stories, it’s the equivalent of a cat seeing a cucumber. There is calm kitty and there is cucumber kitty. There is no in between.
Every time I read a story where Character A averts Character B’s eyes… all I see is someone reaching out and snatching someone else’s eyeballs out their head to make them turn them. Welcome to my late night thought process.