ROACH-READS

“Cures Hitoshi-San of his homosexual sex addiction by dying for his sins, like Jesus Christ. Brings hope and happiness  to Koneko-Chan by rising from the dead, like Jesus Christ. Is a total enigma to Nurse Sama, a woman of science, just like Jesus Christ. Was chosen as the Kami-Neko’s Champion by the neko god himself, just like Jesus Christ. Is about to face a being of pure evil and selfishness in the name of humanity, just like Jesus Christ. She is the only one who can save the world now, the alpha of alphas, a god among men, everyone kneel before the mighty Raku-Chan”
          
          
          Go watch N~NSG: Mayonaka, like Jesus Christ. 

Sneak peek cuz I’ve been working or wtv:
          
          
          SPRINKLEZZ: I HEARD SOMETHING ABIJT A THIRD FOR TACO
          SPRINKLEZZ: jkjkjkk just to keep the joke fr
          
          Sud Buddy: I told you, everyone here is evil
          
          ThatLuckyLittleGirl: i don’t think so, taco is nice, and mic seems nice too, and pepper seems really friendly
          
          Cortez, Taco: And Knife?
          
          ThatLuckyLittleGirl: I don’t know… but they seem very straightforward, that’s a good quality
          
          Sud Buddy: I’m sure you could find light in blackest black
          
          
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          OoOoOoOoO
          A new bombshell has entered the villa… who could it be????

Finally got around to reading the new prophecy graphic novel and I lowkey wanna do a oneshot book with all my squilf rarepairs, unfortunately I do not have the time for it
          
          But maybe one day my precious TawnySquirrel, Leafstar/Squirrelflight, and SquirrelShrew
          
          I was talking about it and accidentally called Hawkfrost, Hawkmoth, and continued thinking, his suffix is his sister’s prefix… weird. 
          And then I realized :sob:

Tw: lowk a vent
          
          Hhhhhh
          Everything’s going to shit, I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.
          
          I hope you all are doing well and if you’re not that you feel better soon.
          
          
          Psi signing out!

I WAS ON WC:UE ABOUT TO START THE RP OF MY DREAMS (the clan was well rounded and everyone had an idea of what they were doing) AND THEN I GOT BEAMED TO HELL (disconnected) YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING YO 
          
          Try again tomorrow ig :,(

WHERE IS TWISTED FINN
          
          I’VE DONE 5 WHOLE RUNS WALL GETTING PAST FLOOR 10 THIS MAN IS NOT THE MOST COMMON TOON
          
          I’VE GOTTEN ASTRO ON FLOOR 5 AND SCRAPS ON FLOOR 2 AND I’VE ONLY SEEN FINN ONCE, WHERE IS HEEEEEEEEEE
          
          NORMALLY I GET HIM EVERY 3 FLOORS ISTG

Hear me out, a Fuwamoco fic with a Middle School: The worst years of my life plot twist.
          
          Mococo wake up… you need to wake up, Fuwawa isn’t here.
          
          Someone who’s not me make this a reality plz 

Shiver me Timbers…

[announcement]
          SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER!!!! I CAN FOCUS ON THINGS I ACTUALLY WANNA DO NOW!!!! 
          
          That being said… I’LL BE OPENING A REQUEST BOOK!!! 
          I’ll only be able to do short or medium requests, and mostly dealing with the fandoms in my bio (however, feel free to ask for a fandom not listed, the ones in my bio are just my main involvements rn)
          
          I’ll write anything but smut and lemon. I may dabble in lime just a little bit, but uhm, it will not be pretty…
          
          I’m a fluff and (hurt-)comfort specialist
          All my angst sounds cringey
          The actual book will be made soon :p
          
          
          Good day to you all!

(Sorry for close tg announcements)
          
          WHY IS IT SO INSANELY DIFFICULT TO WRITE MEDIA/CHARACTERS YOU’RE UNFAMILIAR WITH ;0;0;0;0;0;0;0;
          
          I’m writing smth right now (will prolly not make it’s way onto wattpad, cuz idk, i was planning on just anonymously posting on Ao3) but if given this same scenario but I was writing Tacomic? The words would be flying out, but nooooooooo I have to stop and think “would they actually use that word? Is this too or not enough grammatically correct? Do I need to convey their accent better? MANNERISMS! MANNERISMS! I NEED MANNERISMS!”
          
          guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh