ROACH-READS

I’ve lowk been MIA, but I’ve been working on like 3 longer fics simultaneously (2 new oneshots, and the next chapter of LFWYLI).
          
          Might do some sneak peeks, who knows…
          
          (THANK YOU WATTPAD FOR AVTUALLY DOING SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE OML, PRIVATE READING LISTS I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, all my TBRs can now all me nicely sorted from what I’ve already read. Praise RuPaul, amen)

that feeling when tpot is tomorrow:

how come I just realized that your pfp has Raquelle in it

“Cures Hitoshi-San of his homosexual sex addiction by dying for his sins, like Jesus Christ. Brings hope and happiness  to Koneko-Chan by rising from the dead, like Jesus Christ. Is a total enigma to Nurse Sama, a woman of science, just like Jesus Christ. Was chosen as the Kami-Neko’s Champion by the neko god himself, just like Jesus Christ. Is about to face a being of pure evil and selfishness in the name of humanity, just like Jesus Christ. She is the only one who can save the world now, the alpha of alphas, a god among men, everyone kneel before the mighty Raku-Chan”
          
          
          Go watch N~NSG: Mayonaka, like Jesus Christ. 

Sneak peek cuz I’ve been working or wtv:
          
          
          SPRINKLEZZ: I HEARD SOMETHING ABIJT A THIRD FOR TACO
          SPRINKLEZZ: jkjkjkk just to keep the joke fr
          
          Sud Buddy: I told you, everyone here is evil
          
          ThatLuckyLittleGirl: i don’t think so, taco is nice, and mic seems nice too, and pepper seems really friendly
          
          Cortez, Taco: And Knife?
          
          ThatLuckyLittleGirl: I don’t know… but they seem very straightforward, that’s a good quality
          
          Sud Buddy: I’m sure you could find light in blackest black
          
          
          ——-
          OoOoOoOoO
          A new bombshell has entered the villa… who could it be????

Finally got around to reading the new prophecy graphic novel and I lowkey wanna do a oneshot book with all my squilf rarepairs, unfortunately I do not have the time for it
          
          But maybe one day my precious TawnySquirrel, Leafstar/Squirrelflight, and SquirrelShrew
          
          I was talking about it and accidentally called Hawkfrost, Hawkmoth, and continued thinking, his suffix is his sister’s prefix… weird. 
          And then I realized :sob:

Tw: lowk a vent
          
          Hhhhhh
          Everything’s going to shit, I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.
          
          I hope you all are doing well and if you’re not that you feel better soon.
          
          
          Psi signing out!

I WAS ON WC:UE ABOUT TO START THE RP OF MY DREAMS (the clan was well rounded and everyone had an idea of what they were doing) AND THEN I GOT BEAMED TO HELL (disconnected) YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING YO 
          
          Try again tomorrow ig :,(

WHERE IS TWISTED FINN
          
          I’VE DONE 5 WHOLE RUNS WALL GETTING PAST FLOOR 10 THIS MAN IS NOT THE MOST COMMON TOON
          
          I’VE GOTTEN ASTRO ON FLOOR 5 AND SCRAPS ON FLOOR 2 AND I’VE ONLY SEEN FINN ONCE, WHERE IS HEEEEEEEEEE
          
          NORMALLY I GET HIM EVERY 3 FLOORS ISTG

Hear me out, a Fuwamoco fic with a Middle School: The worst years of my life plot twist.
          
          Mococo wake up… you need to wake up, Fuwawa isn’t here.
          
          Someone who’s not me make this a reality plz