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So this au idea,,, 
          
          It's weird.
          
          Normally for aus you have a major difference in whatever it is, but for this it's such a minute detail in the technicalities of the sides but it changes the story soo much
          
          I don't want to say it because I'm planning on writing something for it but knowing myself I probably never will. Then again I did write the first chapter for another thing recently I just haven't posted it 

Ok so it's the first day of summer so hopefully my hiatus thing will end soon (I have something big planned to end it with it's just a matter of motivating myself to work on it) I know it's been forever. Anyway imma go see endgame in a little bit so that's cool. Don't comment spoilers.

Me and my friends created a Patty cake to play with multiple people but it's kind of just a mess so we started calling it Patton cake. It was lit. (Sorry my Terrence is showing)

Deciet a snek
          
          He a nope rope
          
          A danger noodle
          
          A slither stick
          
          And most importantly, hEs a SlImY bOi loGaN!!!

So these kids on the bus (who call me Hermin the Great btw) had mustache day or something so they brought these fluffy mustache stickers. They gave me one and I stuck it on my binder, then drew eyes with a jell pen. Then in third period my friend decided to name it Pierre after fosters home for imaginary friends. And at the end of the day I found a paper clip and put it on him as a barette. So now I have a binder named Pierre with a fluffy mustache and a barrette and I just think that's great.

Does anyone have any good non-smut polysanders recommendations? I'm running low on supply.

Oml I'm face tableing so hard (sorry lps)
          
          So I was thinking, again thx to the lps (specifically Eden, btw) that mother's day could be a little upsetting for those who dont have a mother. Then my mind wondered down a weird road that ended up with the thought: Other people's birthdays must be upsetting for people without birthdays... Smh I'm dumb lol.

XD maybe I shouldn't find this so funny but idk. I just got kicked out of an amino cuz i was too young (by like a couple months but meh) it wasn't any thing nsfw but idk. I accidently let slip my real age and I got banned lol.

Me at 11:30pm: wow I'm actually gonna go to bed at a reasonable time(ish?)... Just one more YouTube video
          
          My brain: lol nah fam let's watch eVERY SINGLE ONE OF JON COZARTS VIDEOS
          
          Me: welp ok then

So in school we had to make a culture for a project and I made mine Wattpad wonderland. Basically the people are really nice but rarely actually socialize, everyone's nocturnal, and the signature food is waffles (cuz that's in basically every fan fic) and overly sweetened tea (cuz that's just how we ppl are) idk I think I got it pretty accurate