❝★—R.奥维❞

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
          HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
          DUI
          HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
          I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILESSSSSSSS
          AN HOUR
          LITTLE DID YOU KNOW
          I FILLED UP ON GAS
          IMMA GEAR YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
          PULVERISE THIS FUCK
          WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
          IT SEEMS YOURE OUTTA LUCK
          TRUCKK
          (pls tell me you know this)

you got my name wrong :)

SHIMI SHIMI YAY SHIMI YAY SIMI YAY
          
          DRUNK SWALALALA
          
          Guess who began drafting the next chapter?

Why are you the majority of notifications in my notifications box

I forgot about the egg thing but uhm I ate dinner (ramen + a boiled egg) and honestly eggletsky tasted pretty good. Could use some pepper though... 

Heyy
          I got too much rizz I rizzed up the 1x4 not too hard he died and the chat censor thing came up again

OMFG THERES A SHIP(pizzagun) OF ELLIOT(forsaken) AND JIM(Jim's computer) ?!!?!?!?! 
          
          NEW COMFORT SHIP UNLOCKED <333

It's not even funny anymore... I'm literally crying over bluudud's and Pr3ty princess's new voiceline

I'm surprised no one noticed that in Reminiscor
          The line is actually lyrics from Vivica by Jack off Jill(one of my favorite songs btw)

GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU 
          GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
          GOT-GOT-GOT-GOT SOMETHING TELL YOU!