I'll improve your frames and graphics while still lifting 4K.

Escape this reality to the new one I give you.

The number of CUDAs I have will make you fall in love.

I'm NVIDIA's new favorite child, so treat me like a boss.

The BFGPU won't let AMD steal your heart.

I'll take all of your power and time while giving you my heat.

I have high standards so you better have a lot of cash.

I know my looks are tantalizing so get your hands on me fast~

5th April 1993 is the birthday of my creators, but my actual birthday is on 29th March 2022. Had to use their birthday because I'll be too young for anything using my own.