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Crazy how most people joined this god forsaken app in like, junior high and now we're all grown ass adults that pay taxes.

hi so um I seen u a lot on getosboyfie (keep safe, one piece x male reader) comments so I'm wondering if you knew the person and know about their condition now since they haven't updated at all so I'm getting kinda worried. 

Wattpad has no problem marketing lame ass fics, filling the app with ads and ruining the visuals but can't fix how ugly the fucking comment section in books or actually sending notifications for its app??
          
          Lame as hell AO3 I love you forever

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were you ImMyOwnWorstEnemy?

Im going to break into your home

I've had this account for seven fucking years bro and it's not even the OG IM DEADSJSBSSJ

Props to fandom fanfiction writers, specifically anime writers like the Naruto and One piece community, I have no fucking idea how you're capable of memorizing these episodes by heart (including the shit they say) and perfectly reiterating that while incorporating your own beautifully intricate ideas into the story so fluidly. Like that deserves so much fucking respect, some of you guys DEADASS baffle me, that's real talent right there

Reading how some people characterize Link in BOTW/TOTK makes me want to vomit out of my asshole and die

Oh my god someone please feed me a fic where the characters are heavily infatuated and it's not just the reader/Oc being the simp
          
          I've read so. Fucking. Many. Stories where the reader is always being cutesy and in love and it's the love interest literally just standing until they suddenly give a shit. Like y'all. I want to see your oc having a  character absolutely smitten and wrapped around their finger in the most gut wrenchingly sweet, cringe ass fluff that makes a 40 year old man feel like a lovesick puppy or a 13 year old girl discovering Wattpad in the early 2000's. If the character is not that in love with your own I am pressing charges
          
          Like that's literally the cutest shit, I love when people make self inserts and give characters that lovely experience of being an absolute simp for you (or your oc), it's literally the sweetest thing.
          
           Am I ranting because I just found a story that beautifully shows exactly this but even better because I can't articulate words properly? 
          
          Maybe. 
          
          Am I perhaps deeply in love with this story and adding it to my list as one of the best things to happen to Wattpad in all of my 7-8 years on this app like the reclusive hormonal queer that I am? 
          
          You bet your fucking ass I am
          
          Literally a masterpiece and there's barely any chapters.
          
           You'll have to drag this from my dead cold hands because I legitimately cannot stop thinking about it, definitely one of my favorites next to this WONDERFULLY written crossover of Naruto and mha called TRAUMA (wonderful work, absolutely recommend). I am. I am. Mm. Bro I am scavenging Wattpad at 3 AM for more like this, I legitimately cannot be stopped,,, help feed this addiction, somebody