Let me say this first, I don't know social media. I don't have Instagram or Snap Chat or the Twitters or any thing like that, so that also means I don't know too many memes. If you're here to look for a funny story full of memes and crap like that, then I suggest you look else where. I mainly write short stories and some stories that can be depressing, funny, ironic, and some what educational about the world and different cultures. 

Now that I have gotten all the bull shit out of the way, let me tell you about myself! :D

-I am a Cadet Airman First Class in AFJROTC NJ-20002
-I am an Atheist who is, ironically, fascinated by mythology and religion.
-I am a sophomore in Old Bridge High School
-I play video games such as; ROBLOX, Fallout 4, Payday 2, (Occasionally) Minecraft, ARMA, Sims 4, Guild Wars 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal, Half Life, Kerbal Space Program, and may other games.
-I am a raccoon if you haven't noticed already.
-I have the prettiest key chain ever! <3
-My girl friend is a midget (Literally)
-She's my midget and I always argue with Julia-Oscar-Alpha-November over her because she's MY midget!
-I love my midget more than Julia-Oscar-Alpha-November does.
-MLW NO FINGER TYPING STORY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL <(*.*)> (>.*)> <(*.<) 
<(*.*)> MLD TYPED DANCE TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-I only befriend those who trust (That means I don't have many friends[That means my life is a little easier!]Yippies!!!)
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-*A nuclear bomb explodes in my head. Thoughts race through your mind and you wonder, why am I still here?*