Friends! (And yes, this includes YOU, because if you're visiting my page, you're precious).

I'm 22. I'm not feelin' it (sorry T-Swift).
Dogs will forever make me happier than humans. 
I'm a pro-choice lesbian. Take from that what you will. 
Country music makes me cringe. 
I'm terrible at first impressions, but luckily, the Internet  shields this flaw. 
I'm almost always hungry. Scratch the "almost." 

The best time to start following me would be riiiiight....
(wait for it)

NOW.

Oh, and always (always always always) feel free (meaning 100% fearlessly comfortable) to write me a message.