I’m very choosy. I’m also very suspicious, very irrational and I have a very short temper. I’m also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know.
If you follow me, all of your dreams will come true. I also know the difference between your and you’re but I won’t lord it over you.
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
(F.Y.I I do not own those I just thought they were funny.)